(2014)
#Astranaught #Funny #Houston #LonelyMoon #Short
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
