(2014)
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I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree