(2014)
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Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous