(2014)
#CoffeeShort #Funny
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads