(2014)
#CoffeeShort #Funny
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads