(2014)
#CoffeeShort #Funny
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower