(2014)
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
