(2014)
#Funny #Short #Writing
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
