(2014)
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
