(2014)
#DemonsShort #Funny
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
