(2014)
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice