(2014)
#Funny #Short #Winter
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there