(2014)
#DumbEducation #Funny #Short
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower