I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door