(2014)
#DumbEducation #Funny #Short
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished