(2014)
#DumbEducation #Funny #Short
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall