(2014)
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Brooke got her name Because she likes to babble Teller got his name Because he likes To tattle Shaky got his name
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
