(2014)
#Bet #Contest #Funny #Short #StarringSun
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet