(2014)
#Funny #GlueShort
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her