(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is