(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thief
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in