(2014)
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Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing