(2014)
#Funny #Short #Winter
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle