My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
