(2014)
#Funny #Short #Winter
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout