(2014)
#Funny #Short #Stars
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Watch were you’re going Don’t stare at your feet For every smile that you pass Is one you’ll never meet
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset