(2014)
#Funny #Short #Trash
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding