(2014)
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
