(2014)
#Funny #Short #Trash
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Make a cake Don’t make a sigh Make a friend Don’t make a lie Make a plan