(2014)
#Funny #Short #Trash
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall