(2014)
#Funny #Short #Trash
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
I know there must be some place aw… A place to call home that’s drive… An old log home, where friends wai… A hammock waiting on the beach nea… A t.v playing reruns of an old fav…
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
