(2014)
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will