(2014)
#EyesFunny #Short
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Mean Jean The pie eating queen For miles wide She could be seen She’d eat the crusts
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late