(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thinking
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
