(2014)
#BoxingShort #Funny
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick