(2014)
#BoxingShort #Funny
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
A poem of heart break anger and st… Is a poem created from the dark th… Don’t write of things that only ma… In order to feel better you must w… I do not wish to read of misery an…
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance