(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thinking
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean