#Funny #MindShort
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
I cannot do my work is what he had… With my room a mess and the dog to… So he fed the dog and cleaned the… Then sat at his desk with an appen… I cannot do my work is what he had…
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing