Nursery wonders
What if the old man
Who snored when it was pouring
Did in fact not get up
When it was morning
What if after a ring of rosies
We did in fact fall down
And what becomes of the man in the moon
When it’s the suns turn to come around
These stories are all so dreadful
And really should be tossed in the bin
But most of all no one should
Be reading these to children
