(2014)
#CoffeeShort #Funny
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed