(2014)
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On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…