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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Birds and bees

Mother, if cranes deliver babies
From where does a baby crane come?
‘The birds and the bees’
“That is how my son”
If you’re going to tell stories
I’m too old and it’s too late
I already know that a bee
Cannot carry that much weight

(2014)

#BirdsAndBees #Funny #Short

Other works by Tyler Steven Clark...
A good kind of day

I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
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Clowns...

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
A stutter

As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
Coffee

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
Sneezing Cynthia

Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
The end

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
You got you back

If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
Glue drinker

Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
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The Man On His Hands

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
Public dancing

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
The musician

In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
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Growing up

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree
The middle

Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
nervs

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Dust bunny

I sat there on my couch all night And waited for one to come out These things are hard to catch you… If you move they scatter about Finally it poked out it’s nose



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