(2014)
#Funny #MechanicShort
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
