(2014)
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine