(2014)
#Funny #Short
You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall