(2014)
#Funny #Short
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
If you walk past me Oh, the things you would not know There’s plenty of stories and tale… If you stop to say hello
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…
If you cant reach out to someone because a someones what you lack reach out to yourself because you’ll always have your ba…
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
