(2014)
#Funny #Short
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret