(2014)
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
My friends all bragged Of the things they did James fought a lion But had let it live A snake bit Will
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
