(2014)
#Funny #School #Short #Sick
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Every one shall fear me For I’m the almighty bush If I see you waiting for the road… You might just get a push If you get to close to me
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
He was deemed the greatest no arme… Before his first fight ever begun He may have lost every match But he’s the best, and only one
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing