(2014)
#Flirt #Funny #Short
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing