(2014)
I set a net to catch the thief That ate my food at night Since every morning I wake up To find no food in sight When the trap went off
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Martin J, Martin J Simply loved the month of May March and April were to grey And nothing compared To his month of May
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
I followed a map of treasure once, In hopes of finding gold, But instead of finding a fortune b… I undug a chest real old. I guess you could say I lucked ou…
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
