(2014)
#Balancing #Funny #House #Ocean #Short
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up