(2014)
#FunnyFlirtShort
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Could a time machine exist if it was built to fix the wrong because if we have a perfect past we wouldnt need one
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
Melanie and her melodia Traveled across the land That’s an organ on wheels In case you didn’t understand She played her music from her hear…
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined