(2014)
#FunnyFlirtShort
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
I am the one Who lives in your vents Its a rather nice life Not worrying about rent My favorite hobby is
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking