(2014)
#FunnyFlirtShort
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
They said you can’t marry a comput… You’ll never be a pair But their all wrong, you won’t bel… All the memory that we share
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…