(2014)
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
Everyone knows of the billy goat g… In every dark alley and valley the… Whenever wolves go out, they go ou… For if the gang catches them they… The walls are tagged with their ma…
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
I let the cat out To explore the yard It scratched at the fence But the fence was to hard It laid about then swallowed
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
