(2014)
#Funny #Short #Thinking
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
His pencil would not write No matter how much he would scold… “It’s not about the pencil boy” “It’s about the one who holds it”
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call