(2014)
#FishPuddles #Funny #Short
There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
I’ll grab one part you grab the other then well run away from each other if it tares there’s no winner
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
She comes out of the ocean at nigh… To fold my clothes and clean my be… She like to pick up after me And make sure I’m always fed Slippery floors is the only price
Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing
If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up