Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries