The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location